Stovepipe Hat

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.

As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my lovelife."

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." Protested the barkeep.

"That's right... My last four scores were seven years ago."