Rifle Scope

A man goes into a gunshop to buy a new scope for his rifle. The owner puts one on his rifle and tells the man to try it out by looking through the shop window at the house on the far hill. "That's my house. Go ahead see how good it is." The man puts the rifle to his shoulder and peers through the scope, focusing it. Then he jerks back in shock.

"What!? What did you see?" asks the owner.

"Uh...uh..." the man stutters. "Well, I hate to tell you this, but I saw a man and a woman in your living room window, and...uh...they were naked!"

"Oh shit! That's my wife cheating on me!" The shop owner throws a box of shells across the floor in anger. Then he turns to the man and says, "Listen, that scope costs $1200. I will give it to you for free if you shoot my wife's head off and shoot that asshole's dick off. Here's two bullets." The owner holds out a hand with a couple bullets.

The man takes another look through the scope at the house and says, "Well, I think I can do that in ONE shot."