Q & A

Q: What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
A: Come in five flavors.

Q: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing.

Q: What is the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

Q: What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
A: A blow job with handle bars.

Q: What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A: A mobile sperm bank.

Q. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-spot?
A. A guy will take twenty minutes to look for a golf ball.

Q: How do you get your wife to scream while you are having an orgasm?
A: Call her and tell her where you are.

Q: What's the difference between a BONUS and a BONER?
A: Your wife will blow your bonus.

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a job?
A: After 20 years, the job STILL sucks.

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q: Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A: 15 minutes of silence!!