Dwarves Breakfast

Two dwarves go to Las Vegas to live it up. While gambling the night away in the casino, they happen to meet two beautiful women who take an interest in them. So, they invite them up to their rooms that night.

The first dwarf finds he can't get it up, and he sits there all night depressed as he listens to his buddy in the next room going, "ONE! TWO! THREE...UNNHHH! ONE! TWO! THREE...UNNHHH! ONE! TWO! THREE...UNNHHH!"

The next morning the two dwarves meet for breakfast. The first one says, "I am so depressed. It was terrible. There she was, beautiful and naked, and I couldn't get an erection."

"You think you had it bad!?" the second one says. "I couldn't even get up on the bed!!"