Country Condoms

A farmer walks into a drug store and said to the pharmacist, "I want me one of them thar condoms with pesticides on it."

The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE. PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean sperm- icide instead of pesticide."

"Listen," argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on it, my wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it."