Come and listen to my story 'bout a man name John.
A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone-
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife
PENIS, That Is.
Missed His Nuts.
Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend
CURVE, That is
Tossed the Nub.
In the Shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
FOUND, That Is
By a Fence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong."
A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed
WHIZZED, That Is
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape
VIDEO, That Is
Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, Ya Hear...........