LifesaversOne day at school the teacher was giving the children Lifesavers. The teacher said children "I'm going to y'all Lifesavers and y'all can try to guess the flavor." First she gave the children a cherry Lifesaver. They ate it and the teacher gave them a hint. She said it was little, round and red. Little Jill knew what it was so she raised her hand and said "It's cherry." Next she gave them a green apple one.. They didn't know what kind it was so the teacher gave the a hint. She said it was green, round and grew on trees. Joe knew what it was and said "Green apple!" Then the teacher thought she was gonna really get them this time. She gave them a honey flavored life savor. She gave one to each child and they didn't have any clue what kind it was, so she gave them a hint and told them "It is something that your mommy calls your daddy." Little Johnny immediately shouted out in ubelieveable terror "SPIT 'EM OUT THEIR ASSHOLES!!!" |
