Once there was a girl who wanted larger breasts. So one day she went to see her doctor, Dr. Smith.
Dr. Smith told her to rub her breasts and repeat the following: "SCOOBIE,DOOBIE,LOOBIE I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES".
One day she was running late and decided to do her excercises on the bus when a guy came up to her and asked if she was a patient of Dr. Smith's. To which she replied: "Yes how did you know?".
He replied with one hand in his pocket: "HICKERY DICKERY DOC!"