A woman goes to her doctor for a check-up. Later, when her husband comes home he finds his wife naked looking down at a large mirror on the floor between her feet. He askes her, "Honey, what are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today for a check-up and he told me I had the hugest vagina he'd ever seen. The husband then says, "Don't you give it a second thought sweety. And by the way, be careful you don't step in that hole."