All Mixed Up
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy.
"She's incredibly mixed up." said one doctor. "She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!"
The second doctor said "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!"
Suddenly they hear this bloodcurdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God,!" said the first doctor, "I just I told Nurse Nancy . . . to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"