Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"

Top Ten Anagrams for "Information Superhighway"
(an anagram is a phrase created by rearranging the letters in the source word or phrase)

10. Enormous, hairy pig with fan

9. Hey, ignoramus -- win profit? Ha!

8. Oh-oh, wiring snafu: empty air

7. When forming, utopia's hairy

6. A rough whimper of insanity

5. Oh, wormy infuriating phase

4. Inspire humanity, who go far

3. Waiting for any promise, huh?

2. Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet!

And the number one anagram for "Information Superhighway":
1. New utopia? Horrifying sham