True Blonde

Shes a true blonde because...

* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

* she thought a quarterback was a refund.

* she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

* she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* she thought General Motors was in the army.

* she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

* she tried to drown a fish.

* she tripped over a cordless phone.

* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.

* she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".

* they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

* at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.

* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

* it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

* she studied for a blood test-and failed.

* she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."

* she sold the car for gas money!

* when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.

* when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.