Shes a true blonde because...
* she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
* she thought a quarterback was a refund.
* she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
* she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* she thought General Motors was in the army.
* she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
* she tried to drown a fish.
* she tripped over a cordless phone.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said concentrate.^
* she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
* she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
* they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
* at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.
* she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
* it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
* she studied for a blood test-and failed.
* she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
* she sold the car for gas money!^
* when she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
* when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
* when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
* when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
* she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.