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Old Car

A blonde tried to sell her old car, but was having problems getting rid of it because the vehicle had been driven 250,000 miles. She discussed her problem with a brunette co-worker at the Salon Shop. The brunette mentioned that she knows of a procedure to make the car easier to sell, but it's illegal to do so.

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I can just sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine who owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then you should be able to unload the car." The following weekend, the blonde went to see the co-worker's mechanic to have the work done.

Several weeks went by before the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

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