Bar One-LinersA dyslexic walks into a bra... A baby seal walks into a club... A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm and says "two pints please, one for me and one for the road." Some Bacon and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender stops them and says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast in here." A guy walks into a bar on the moon and says to the bartender "Hey, there's no atmosphere in here!" |
