Bill's tee shot off the first tee hooks horribly and skips off the clubhouse roof. He decides it's not worth chasing so he tees up another ball and plays on.
As he's making the turn at nine, his friend comes running out of the clubhouse, "Bill, wait up!"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"Did you see what happened to your ball from the first tee?"
"Well, I hooked the ball off the clubhouse roof but I didn't see what happened to it."
"Let me tell you, it ricocheted off a van's window which went out of control and hit a school bus. The bus tumbled down an embankment and burst into flames! Three kids are in critical condition at the hospital!"
"Oh my God! What should I do?" "
"Well, I think if you just open your club face a little bit . . ."