Golf Lessons

A woman was learning how to golf. She had been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she was really bad. She decided to consult a golf pro.

When she saw the golf pro, she explained how bad she was and he told her to go ahead and hit the ball. She did. The ball went about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.

The golf pro said to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."

When she asked what can be done to fix the situation, he suggested, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husbands penis. When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing."

She did just that and the ball went off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.

The golf pro said to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get that golf club out of your mouth?"