Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where :-) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some "assicons?"

(_|_) a regular ass

(__|__) a fat ass

(|) a tight ass

(_._) a flat ass

(_*_) a sore ass

(_|__) a lopsided ass

{_|_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_O_) an ass in prison

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_o o_) a wise ass

(_13_) an unlucky ass

(_?_) a dumb ass