A woman is picked up in a bar by Dennis Rodman, the famous basketball player, known for the wildly changing color and style of his hair. They liked each other and the woman went back with him to his hotel room. He removed his shirt revealing all of his tattoos and she saw that on his right arm was a tattoo that said, "Reebok". She thought that was a bit odd and asked him about it.
Rodman responded, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement".
A bit later, his pants came off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gave the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, his underwear came off and the woman screamed and ran to the corner of the room.
Rodman said, "What's wrong?" The woman remained quiet and just pointed at the tattoo on his penis that read "AIDS".
Finally she said, "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!"
He said, "It's cool baby, don't worry. In a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS."