Fun with Unix
If you type these in from the csh (c shell): in Unix you really do get these responses.
% make love
% got a light?
% sleep with me
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
% make sense
% make light
% date me
% man rear
% If I had a ) for every dollar Clinton spent, what would I have?
% * How would you describe Clinton
% ls Meese-Ethics
% "How would you rate Clinton's senility?
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
% ^How did the^sex change operation go?
% who is my match? No match.
% set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
% awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
% 'thou shalt not commit adultery'