Similarities between Nixon and Clinton

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear a Cold Sore

Nixon: Carpet-bombing
Clinton: Carpet burning

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek.
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek.

Nixon: Could not stop Kissinger
Clinton: Could not stop kissing her

Nixon: Could not explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape
Clinton: Could not explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick.
Clinton: No difference

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One."
Clinton: Know for women pointing at him and say, "He's the one."

Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Giddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked of getting a piece while on her