Funny Bumper Stickers
Drive carefully - most people are caused by accidents.
If sex is a pain in the ass, they you're doing it wrong!
Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a dream, today is a bitch.
My kid beat up your honor student!
It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.
JESUS SAVES....Gretzky gets the rebound, HE SCORES!
Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the entire chicken.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
As a matter of fact, I do own the road!
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
Illiterate? Write for help.
For those more "violent" parts of the continent:
Fight crime, shoot back.
Pardon my weaving, I'm reloading.
Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.