Funny Bumper Stickers

Drive carefully - most people are caused by accidents.

If sex is a pain in the ass, they you're doing it wrong!

Yesterday is a memory, tomorrow is a dream, today is a bitch.

My kid beat up your honor student!

It's not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.

JESUS SAVES....Gretzky gets the rebound, HE SCORES!

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the entire chicken.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

As a matter of fact, I do own the road!

Humpty Dumpty was pushed.

Illiterate? Write for help.

For those more "violent" parts of the continent:

Fight crime, shoot back.

Pardon my weaving, I'm reloading.

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.