Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. The Cat in the Blender

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo-Can You

9. Zippy The Rabid Gerbil

10. One Bitch Two Bitch Dead Bitch Blue Bitch

11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!

12. Yentil the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in my Pants

15. The Grinch's Ten Inches