Hair Care

What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
She just blow-dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch everything that goes over their heads.